Corrupt a Wish

Ok, in this game, you present the group with a wish of yours, and the next person has to corrupt it AND make a new wish.

example:
Person 1- I wish that Danina was online
Person 2- She is but she fell asleep in front of her computer (that is only an example of course)
then: I wish i could rp right now
Person 3- You rp but it is really short answers and you get stuck
I wish i could go to England

etc...I'll start this off:


I wish I could meet Brian and talk to him

you do, but he's so drunk he pukes all over you!

I wish things will go well when I get back home